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Saber
Posts : 5689
Join date : 2012-01-09
Location : Palm Coast,Florida 32137
 | | Subject: Chuck Norris Da man ! Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:13 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't live on earth, the earth lives under Chuck Norris.
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Saber
Posts : 5689
Join date : 2012-01-09
Location : Palm Coast,Florida 32137
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:14 am | |
| Chuck once threw a 8 darter and complained. |
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Rebel
Posts : 2502
Join date : 2012-02-05
Age : 49
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:15 am | |
| Read this somewhere: "Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. Coincidence, I think not."  Not sure if this is fact but who cares, he IS the man. |
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Bigshow
Posts : 1216
Join date : 2012-01-25
Age : 41
Location : Éire
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:57 am | |
|  Really like that one Rebel. |
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benfitz
Posts : 164
Join date : 2012-08-13
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:59 am | |
| When Mark Zuckerberg invented Facebook
He had a friend request waiting from Chuck Norris |
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getagrip
Posts : 8793
Join date : 2012-01-09
Age : 54
Location : North Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:04 am | |
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Saber
Posts : 5689
Join date : 2012-01-09
Location : Palm Coast,Florida 32137
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:21 am | |
| The sun will only rise when Chuck awakens. |
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Robbie the Robot
Posts : 98
Join date : 2012-09-12
Age : 41
Location : Durham, NC, USA
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:40 am | |
| If you look under China, it says made in Chuck Norris. |
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Saber
Posts : 5689
Join date : 2012-01-09
Location : Palm Coast,Florida 32137
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:41 am | |
| - Robbie the Robot wrote:
- If you look under China, it says made in Chuck Norris.
hahaha love that one |
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USMC80
Posts : 4871
Join date : 2012-01-17
Age : 43
Location : nj
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:41 am | |
| - Robbie the Robot wrote:
- If you look under China, it says made in Chuck Norris.
PMSL  And welcome to the forum! |
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getagrip
Posts : 8793
Join date : 2012-01-09
Age : 54
Location : North Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:46 am | |
|  welcome Robbie, you were great in the Forbidden Planet! |
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Saber
Posts : 5689
Join date : 2012-01-09
Location : Palm Coast,Florida 32137
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:20 am | |
| The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. |
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Saber
Posts : 5689
Join date : 2012-01-09
Location : Palm Coast,Florida 32137
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:26 am | |
| If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Goofy
Posts : 323
Join date : 2012-01-15
Age : 44
Location : Perth, Scotland
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:26 am | |
| Chuck Norris rejoins Delta Force: 10:31am. Osama Bin Laden dead : 10:32am. |
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Goofy
Posts : 323
Join date : 2012-01-15
Age : 44
Location : Perth, Scotland
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:26 am | |
| If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed. |
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Goofy
Posts : 323
Join date : 2012-01-15
Age : 44
Location : Perth, Scotland
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:27 am | |
| Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. |
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Goofy
Posts : 323
Join date : 2012-01-15
Age : 44
Location : Perth, Scotland
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:28 am | |
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Robbie the Robot
Posts : 98
Join date : 2012-09-12
Age : 41
Location : Durham, NC, USA
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:36 am | |
| The Boogieman checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris. |
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Robbie the Robot
Posts : 98
Join date : 2012-09-12
Age : 41
Location : Durham, NC, USA
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:37 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. |
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getagrip
Posts : 8793
Join date : 2012-01-09
Age : 54
Location : North Yorkshire
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man ! Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:41 am | |
| When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down! |
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