Not only is it a horrid video, the song itself is a complete load of twaddle as well lol.
For those that do like it though, I hunted down the lyrics for you so you can sing along:
Oh yes I've got my ticket for the darts
I've got my ticket for the darts
It's alright, don't matter what
Don't give a monkey's as long as I've got
Got what?
My ticket for the darts
Oi Oi Oi!
My boss at work, he gives me grief
He's always chucking his weight about
I'd like to punch him in the teeth
He gets right up my snout
No matter what I do is wrong
I can't do nothing right
But Mr Mouth and Trousers he can do just what he likes
I ain't bothered, 'cos I'm going out tonight
You see I've got my ticket for the darts
I've got my ticket for the darts
It's alright, don't matter what
Don't give a monkey's as long as I've got
Got what?
My ticket for the darts
Oi Oi Oi!
My missus she has got the hump
She's giving me the evil eye
But I don't know what I've done wrong
I wrack my brains and wonder why
But no doubt I'll soon find out
When the whole thing comes to light
But I'm gonna tell her that there ain't no pleasing you and that I'm leaving
And I'm gonna be home late tonight
Because I've got my ticket for the darts
I've got my ticket for the darts
It's alright, don't matter what
Don't give a monkey's as long as I've got
Got what?
My ticket for the darts
Oi Oi Oi!
To start my day yesterday, a load of bills came through my door
I thought "now, shall I bin 'em, or shall I seem what in 'em"
Well I opened them up to see what I was in for
Electric bill, gas bill, council tax, income tax
All giving me the right hump
I nearly binned the last one, but then God I didn't
'cos that little baby come up trumps
You see it was my ticket for the darts
I've got my ticket for the darts
It's alright, don't matter what
Don't give a monkey's as long as I've got
Got what?
My ticket for the darts
Oi Oi Oi!
Got my ticket for the darts
I've got my ticket for the darts
It's alright, don't matter what
Don't give a monkey's as long as I've got
Got what?
My ticket for the darts
Oi Oi Oi!
I've got my ticket for the darts!