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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyFri Sep 07, 2012 3:13 am

Chuck Norris doesn't live on earth, the earth lives under Chuck Norris.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyFri Sep 07, 2012 3:14 am

Chuck once threw a 8 darter and complained.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyFri Sep 07, 2012 3:15 am

Read this somewhere:


"Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. Coincidence, I think not." karate larry





Not sure if this is fact but who cares, he IS the man.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyFri Sep 07, 2012 3:57 am


lol! Really like that one Rebel.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyFri Sep 07, 2012 3:59 am

When Mark Zuckerberg invented Facebook

He had a friend request waiting from Chuck Norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyFri Sep 07, 2012 4:04 am

LOL! these are great!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyFri Sep 07, 2012 4:21 am

The sun will only rise when Chuck awakens.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 1:40 am

If you look under China, it says made in Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 1:41 am

Robbie the Robot wrote:
If you look under China, it says made in Chuck Norris.

hahaha love that one
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 1:41 am

Robbie the Robot wrote:
If you look under China, it says made in Chuck Norris.

PMSL lol on floor

And welcome to the forum!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 1:46 am

cry laugh welcome Robbie, you were great in the Forbidden Planet!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 3:20 am

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 3:26 am

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 3:26 am

Chuck Norris rejoins Delta Force: 10:31am. Osama Bin Laden dead : 10:32am.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 3:36 am

The Boogieman checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 3:37 am

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Da man !   Chuck Norris Da man ! EmptyWed Sep 12, 2012 3:41 am

When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down!
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